I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, v. 1)

Ally Carter

2006. Hyperion. 288 pages.
Mystery/Romance.
Ages: 12 to 16



The Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women is a fairly typical all-girls school—that is, if every school teaches advanced martial arts in PE, chemistry always consists of the latest in chemical warfare, and everyone breaks CIA codes for extra credit in computer class. So in truth, while the Gallagher Academy might say it's a school for geniuses what they really mean is spies. But what happens when a Gallagher Girl falls for a boy who doesn't have a code name?

Cammie Morgan may be fluent in fourteen languages and capable of killing a man in seven different ways (three of which involve a piece of uncooked spaghetti), but the Gallagher Academy hasn't prepared her for what to do when she meets an ordinary boy who thinks she's an ordinary girl. Sure, she can tap his phone, hack into his computer, and track him through a mall without him ever being the wiser, but can she have a regular relationship with a regular boy who can never know the truth about her? Cammie may be an elite spy in training, but in her sophomore year, she's doing something riskier than ever—she's falling in love.

Read Chapter 1 HERE.

This was a fast, fun read. I wanted to be a spy when I was Cammie's age and I would have loved reading a book like this back then. There is enough adventure to be entertaining and keep you on the edge of your seat at times, but it never dips down into the gore. The romance is sweet and light, some hand-holding and kissing but nothing I'd be embarrassed to have my mother or my daughters read.

The characters are great. Cammie and her friends are likeable, smart, totally believable and yet not always predictable. They are also not cookie-cutter girls. They come with very different backgrounds. strengths, weaknesses and personalities. I like the "girl power" message and how the Gallagher girls take credit for inventing everything from velcro to duct tape.

I'm looking forward to reading more in this series.

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Content Ratings

Language: One use of d***; they also refer to the "b-word". (They don't actually use that word, but call it the "b-word".)

Violence: There's a scene where Cammie thinks her friends have been captured and tortured. It's moderate intensity.

Drugs/Alcohol:

Immorality: Hand-holding, very light kissing.

Values/Themes: Cammie sneaks out of school to see her boyfriend but she pays the consequences for it. She also learns that supporting her friends is more important than being popular.

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I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You by Ally Carter.
Release Date: May 1, 2006. Hyperion. 288 pages. ISBN# 978-1423100034.
Paperback release: April 1, 2007. ISBN# 1-4231-0003-4.
Awards: 2007-2008 Texas Lone Star Reading Book List; 2007-2008 Georgia Peach Book Award for Teen Readers; 2007 Amelia Bloomer List.


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FAQs

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Welcome to Books 4 Teens—where I blog about fiction books for teens and pretend I'm doing it for "business" purposes (rather than personal enjoyment). I love YA books and this is a great excuse to indulge my reading addiction.

Because I read so much, people are always asking me what's good. I had the idea to do a website on books about 12 years ago, but blogging hadn't been invented yet and I had no idea how to go about creating a website. So I settled for putting lists of my favorite books in our yearly Christmas letters to family and friends. It wasn't very fulfilling because I didn't have enough room to talk about the books and I always had to leave some off the list.

I give books for birthdays and Christmas. My kids know they'll get at least one book at each gift-giving event, and my nieces and nephews have said they love the books I give to them. It was easy to find wonderful books when they were little, but now that they're teens and young adults, it's a lot harder to find good books that are fun to read AND that are clean enough that I feel comfortable recommending them.

I'm not a prude. For my personal reading, I'll let a few curse words slip by and if a couple goes in a room and shuts the door, I'll usually overlook it. But I don't want to be slammed in the face with all the lurid details of their love life, nor deluged with swear words or gratuitous violence.

As for recommending books to teens, I draw the line a little tighter. When I give a book, it comes with a tacit understanding that I approve of it, in its entirety. If there are things in the book that I would ground my kids for doing, I won't give it as a gift, or I'll give it with a strong disclaimer—but how do I do that efficiently in a Christmas letter?

With the invention of blogging and my continual quest for books I can give to teens (and enjoy myself), this site was born. I can recommend books, say what I liked about them, and discuss any concerns or cautions that I might have with it. Then parents can make their own decisions about whether or not to get the book for their teens.

Here are a few more details. . .

What is this site?
Books 4 Teens is part of the Book Mom book review sites. On this site, I review nationally published fiction targeted at teens, tweens, and pre-teens (ages 11 to 18).


This site is dedicated to providing book reviews with information for PARENTS (although teens are welcome to read this site as well). I want to help you find good books that your teens will enjoy, but that aren't offensive in content and attitude. In some cases, I may need to post "spoiler" information (it will be marked). Overall, however, I'll try to tell you enough so that you can make a choice for yourself and your children, but not so much that I'll ruin the story for you.


I review what I read—a variety of newly published titles, as well as some golden oldies.


Who are you and what are your qualifications?
I am a book nerd an avid reader who loves to read and talk about what I read. I wrote book reviews for a local newspaper for years and I also do book reviews at other websites.

I read a huge number of books each year, in a wide variety of genres. I do have my biases—I tend to like fantasy and science fiction; I'm not so enthused about romance or westerns. I'm happy to post guest reviews for titles that I haven't (and probably won't) read.


Why should I trust your review?
Try a book I recommend and see if you agree with my review. If you do, then try another one. It won't take you long to get a feel for how I review things.

At some point, there may be multiple reviewers at this site. As you put us to the test, you'll find that you agree with some of us more than with others. And that's okay because diversity of opinion is what makes life interesting. It's also okay if you find a reviewer that you think is absolutely off their rocker because that means you know you can avoid any book they recommend, and rush right out and buy any book they give a thumbs down. Either way, the site is working for you.


What kind of books do you review?
Published fiction in any genre. Books must be in print and available for sale online somewhere.


What kind of reviewing should I expect?
You're not going to get a heavy literary review that focuses on theme, symbolism, motive, structure and all that. You're going to get a reader review, the kind you want to see before you go down to your local bookstore and plunk down your hard-earned money. (But no, I won't reimburse you if you don't like a book that I thought was wonderful.)

I'll give you the liner notes or a plot summary, tell you what I liked or didn't like, alert you to any cautions or concerns I might have, tell you who I think will like the book and sum it all up with a 5-star rating system. In addition, I have a red, yellow and green star content rating for various aspects of the book.


What do your 5-Star ratings mean?
The 5-star rating is basically a judgment call on my part. It's based on such things as overall entertainment value, quality of writing, believability, and how sad I was to see the reading experience end.

It works like this:

Photobucket = Loved it.
Photobucket = Really liked it.
Photobucket = Liked it.
Photobucket = Okay.
Photobucket = Disappointing.
Photobucket = Did not like it.

More details HERE.


Do you ever assign zero stars to a book?
There's always that possibility. Generally, a no-star rating means the book was so bad I couldn't finish it.


What do the red, yellow and green stars mean?
Content Ratings are specific, objective criteria for judging a book’s content. The red, yellow and green stars are similar to what you see in a street light. Green means go; yellow means caution; red means stop—in this case, stop and think before reading or purchasing the book. My guidelines are based on standard Christian values and are specific enough that no matter who reviews a book, it will get the same color star.

  • Photobucket Green: Similar to a G or mild PG rating. The book contains nothing deemed objectionable by the reviewer in that area.
  • Photobucket Yellow: Caution. Similar to a standard PG-13 rating. A yellow star does not necessarily mean the book is not recommended, but rather that some readers may be offended by something in this area.
  • Photobucket Red: Strong caution. Similar to a heavy PG-13 or stronger rating. Again, a red star does not mean I'm telling you not to read the book. In most cases, a book with a red star means that I think many Christian readers will be offended by the content.
More details HERE.


What if I disagree with your review?
Then by all means, speak up! That's what the comments section of each post is for. You can also give the books your own 5-star rating using the stars at the bottom of each post.


Ooh, ooh! I'm an author and I want you to review my book. How do I get you to do it?
Send me a copy of your book. You can either mail it to the address below, or send it via e-mail in an electronic copy. (I prefer Kindle files, but pdf or MS Word is okay too.)

Also, I prefer not to review ARCs because they often go to press before the final edit and part of the review is the quality of the writing, the number of typos and the overall look and feel of the book.

I can't promise that I will review every book sent to me. There are some books that I just can't finish. But if I read the book, I will review it and give my honest opinion. I'm serious about that. Don't send me your book unless you're willing to accept an honest (but never mean or vicious) review of it.

Send review copies to:
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I have a question that you haven't covered in any of your site info posts. What do I do?
Send me an e-mail. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. If it's a really good question, I'll answer it here.

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5 Star Ratings & Commenting

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Rating books is a judgment call on the part of the reader. My blog gives you my judgment.

You're more than welcome to disagree in the comments section of each book. For the sake of consistency, I suggest that you use the same star rating system I use, when you give a book on this site a star rating of your own.

I also sometimes give 1/2 star ratings if I'm sitting on the fence.


Photobucket 5 STARS = Fan-tabulous! Absolutely loved it. Highly recommended.

Photobucket 4 STARS = Excellent. Really liked it, may have a few minor flaws. Recommended.

Photobucket 3 STARS = Good. Liked it. Recommend it with a disclaimer.

Photobucket 2 STARS = Okay. Mixed feelings about it. Recommend the library.

Photobucket 1 STAR = Disappointing. Didn't care for it; wouldn't recommend it.

Photobucket 0 STARS = So bad it made me want to poke my eyes out with a fork; probably didn't finish it.


Each book gets an "overall" rating, posted at the top. Near the end of the review, I also use these same stars to rate various elements of the book independent of the overall rating.

Below that is a Content Rating, which is something else entirely and intended as information for parents and others who are purchasing books as gifts for teens.


This probably does not need to be said, but just in case...

Please remember that words have power. Your comments may persuade or dissuade someone who is considering purchasing and/or reading a particular book.

Be honest, but respectful.

Comments that are solely promotional or that are disrespectful will be deleted.

Do not rate a book higher or lower than you feel it really deserves.

As a reader of this blog, do not allow my review or the comments of a few to unduly influence your decision on a book. If a book looks interesting to you, give it a chance.
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Content Ratings are specific, objective criteria for judging a book’s content. The red, yellow and green stars are similar to what you see in a street light. Green means go; yellow means caution; red means stop, in this case, stop and think before reading. Our guidelines are specific enough that no matter who reviews a book, it will get the same color star.


General Indicators for a Red, Yellow or Green Star

  • Photobucket Green: Similar to a G or mild PG rating. The book contains nothing deemed objectionable by the reviewer in that area.
  • Photobucket Yellow: Caution. Similar to a standard PG-13 rating. A yellow star does not necessarily mean the book is not recommended, but rather that some readers may be offended by something in this area.
  • Photobucket Red: Strong caution. Similar to a heavy PG-13 or stronger rating. In most cases, a book with a red star means that many LDS readers will be offended by the content.

Specific Area Indicators for a Red or Yellow Star

Language
  • Photobucket Yellow: Any swear word or use of the name of deity in a non-religious way.
  • Photobucket Red: Any word other than d— or h—; frequent use of any swear word; deity combined with a swear word; swearing for shock value only.


Violence
  • Photobucket Yellow: Real-time violence or any treatment of physical, emotional, sexual abuse.
  • Photobucket Red: Violence that is gratuitous, graphic and/or frequent.


Drugs/Alcohol
  • Photobucket Yellow: Any treatment of drugs or alcohol abuse, recreational use of illegal drugs or alcohol, or abuse of prescription drugs. Any treatment of addiction.
  • Photobucket Red: Themes that condone or promote the use of illegal drugs, the use of alcohol by minors, or related life-styles.

Immorality
  • Photobucket Yellow: Any treatment of pre-marital/extra-marital physical intimacy, rape, molestation, abuse or homosexuality. Treatment of physical intimacy as a “fun activity” rather than an expression of a committed, marital relationship.
  • Photobucket Red: Behaviors and attitudes of the protagonist(s) that conflict with traditional family values, such as messages that condone or promote pre-marital/extra-marital intimacy, homosexuality, violent or predatory sexuality, other abnormal or deviant sexual behavior. Descriptive, graphic and/or frequent.

Values/Themes
  • Photobucket Yellow: Messages or themes that deal with behaviors and attitudes that conflict with traditional family values or Christian ethics.
  • Photobucket Red: Any message or theme that condones or promotes behavior and attitudes that conflict with traditional family values or Christian ethics.

Writing Mechanics
  • Photobucket Yellow: Noticeable mistakes in grammar, spelling, plot, characterization, or other literary or structural problems that diminish or distract from the quality of the reading experience.
  • Photobucket Red: Frequent and noticeable mistakes in grammar, spelling, plot, characterization, or other literary or structural problems that diminish or distract from the quality of the reading experience.

Other—anything not covered above
  • Photobucket Yellow: Defined by reviewer.
  • Photobucket Red: Defined by reviewer.

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List of Titles

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All of the books reviewed on this site in alphabetical order.

(Discount the "A" or "The" at the beginning of the title. For example: The Hobbit would be listed as Hobbit, The.)


Bone Warriors by Bron Bahlmann

Frostbite (Vampire Academy, bk 2) by Richelle Mead

Hourglass Door, The by Lisa Mangum

I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, bk 1) by Ally Carter

Just One Wish by Janette Rallison

Vampire Academy (Bk 1) by Richelle Mead

List of Series Titles

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Gallaher Girls by Ally Carter

  1. I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (2006)
  2. Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy (2008)
  3. Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover (2009)

Vampire Academy
  1. Vampire Academy (2007)
  2. Frostbite (2008)
  3. Shadow Kiss (2008)
  4. Blood Promise (2009)

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List of Authors

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Alphabetical list of authors that appear on this blog—either a review of their book, an interview or a guest post. Click on the link to go to their posts.

Bahlmann, Bron

Carter, Ally

Mangum, Lisa
Mead, Richelle

Rallison, Janette